February 2012
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nudusforis replied to your post: Well, you arrive home from work and the house is empty…
The real question is: “What is my wife’s underwear doing in your house?”
Cutting my arse in half, that’s what it’s doing. She’s slinky compared to me :)
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Well, you arrive home from work and the house is...
..time to put on your wife’s underwear.
I may have said too much.
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nudusforis replied to your post: Tumblr Famous (adj):
Hey - she may do my washing and cook my meals but at least I make my own bed. Also, I’m waiting for the right moment for sex, it has to be perfect. Oh, and an available woman would be handy too.
Mr Nudusforis ladies. Make the man happy on this leap day :)
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Tumblr Famous (adj):
(1) to have a large number of people follow your blog because you post genuinely interesting and original content.
(2) to have a large number of people’s fictional Internet personas follow your fictional Internet persona because your persona is sexy and you post pictures of your penis. Even though you still live your mum and last had sex with another person during the Bush years.
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I have discovered...
..that the effects of 9 pints of beer the night before can be cured by a 10 mile bike ride and a slice of melon.
And so science takes another small step forward.
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Wales 19 - 12 England
Oggie oggie oggie!
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Ok. I'm off...
…first to shops then to watch Wales beat them English on the TV (yay!) and then The Mighty Glaws beat Harlequins at Kingsholm.
I wonder if I should have a pint while I’m there?
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