"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about"

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You know when ….

… you are so horny you can’t concentrate on anything?

Yes, that.

Cheltenham’s newest artwork. I may go home that way for a look tonight.

Cheltenham’s newest artwork. I may go home that way for a look tonight.

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Phwoar!
I can only assume you haven’t eaten yet and the desperation has set in?
Not bad for a beginner. Nobody died a painful death clutching their throat. That’s my measure of success.
Next, Soufflé!

Not bad for a beginner. Nobody died a painful death clutching their throat. That’s my measure of success.

Next, Soufflé!

Stressed to fuck right now!

I’ve never made a roast chicken dinner before. How do people do this every week without going prematurely grey?

OMG! Audrey Tautou’s jubblies!

OMG! Audrey Tautou’s jubblies!

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£35 then.

£35 then.

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